Some of my skills and
work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more,
healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick,
restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful
Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely
and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
Most importantly, I have
the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins,
(See I John 1:7-9)
I was an active
participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times,
(See Genesis 1:26 ).
I laid down my life so
that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly,
(See Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the
poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are many more major
accomplishments, too many to mention here.
You can read them on my
website, which is located at:
www dot - the BIBLE.
You don't need an
Internet connection or computer to access my website.
Now that you've read my
resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to
fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly
direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting
life, (See John 6:47 ).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
Send this resume to everyone you know,
you never know who may have an opening!